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[roughentumble]

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

[nightpool]

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

[cyle]

wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.

here are a few other "secret" dashboards:

• Posts from your "crushes"
• "What you missed" (will be empty if you already visit Tumblr every day)
• "Trending"

these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format... the "Stuff for you" tab/feed is the same idea.

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[zvaigzdelasas]

oops

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[eliluminado7]

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[bk]

[b-0-ngripper-deactivated20010911]

I want to bleed out to death in that room

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[etakeh]

In case you think the writers on strike aren't making good use of their time, think no more!

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[mindofjson]

Ima fucking Sailor... read about me shiddddd

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[sandmandaddy69]

[uncahier]

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[real-centricide-twitter-posts]

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[savedgame]

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[neverlupus]

patient: bleeding from every orifice and in respiratory arrest

house’s shoes: 

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[spooky-nuke-shit]

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[officialfist]

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[catmask]

the thing is this dashboard change isnt the end of the world ill get used to it whatever im just fucking dying of embarrassment that its supposed to look like twitter

[catmask]

twitter gets run over by a bus and the next day tumblr comes 2 school wearing her clothes like. oh my god come on

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[epilepticsaints]

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[txttletale]

it is insane how fucking tiny these buttons are did they not like. consider the concept of UI scaling like at all. did they not consider what theyd do if someone had a big monitor. what is this shit

[txttletale]

why asre there two post buttons. why do i get little numbers next to 'home' and 'following' when btoh are giving me the exact same information. why is it that when you open the account view you have the exact same information on both sides of your screen. why is it that the activity popup obscuires the dashboard now instead of the 1000000 miles of empty space on my god damn desktop. did they not consider the concept of UI scaling at all?????

[txttletale]

when i first saw people p[ostp about this i thought maybe they were overreacting because they hate twitter and change but like. whatever you think abotu the concept of 'putting all this shit on the left side of your screen' as a bold UI innovation or whatever in concept this shit is like. just straight up unfinished. like i legitimately dont understand how this was considered ready to roll out to users

[txttletale]

why does the activity popup open on the ONE part of my screen i DONT want to be obscured when im using tumblr dot com!!

[txttletale]

no seriously why is this information displayed twice one inch apart. im not being snarky when i say this genuinely just seems actually unfinished

[txttletale]

dont talk to me or my three (3) 'activity' buttons that show up when you're already on the activity page ever again

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[frightbot]

after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020

[drbrianbae]

i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes